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Squirts & Pushes

by ViBRATiONLAND

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1.
If I told you something 'bout the way I think your life is running Would you even listen, would you even care And if that little something happened to amount to nothing But that little something was not about your hair I don't want to know She don't want to know He don't want to know We don't want to know What goes on in that tiny mind of yours Gears don't grind the way that they ought to It's hard to find any logic floating in you (chorus) If I told you something 'bout the way I think your life is running Would you even listen, would you even care And if that little something happened to amount to nothing But that little something was not about your hair (chorus)
2.
I live across the road from Nichol's Station It's an apartment I don't know too well And I don't know nobody at Nichol's Station Nobody I know too well All I know is that some kid died last Christmastime What a gift the mom and dad must had Not that he was a good kid nor that he was bad Somehow it's ironic that the bad never stops at Christmastime Bad things always happen at Christmas time Well the bad shit always happens at Christmastime One more reminder When you're out shopping for presents next year Maybe you'll get crushed in the stampede When you're trying to get the free wrapping 'Cause bad things always happen at Christmastime
3.
Pussy Angel 01:01
There's nothing I can't change With scissors and glue Except for the pussy angel inside of you There's nothing I need more Than to cut myself free From the pussy angel inside of me
4.
King Me 02:16
(instrumental)
5.
Cookbook 01:34
Stir it all day long Blend it together in a thick, thick sauce
6.
I'm the captain of this boat And I'm the master of the sea I sure hope that you can float 'Cause I can't go, you can't stay Why don't you sail away If I again choose to court Raise the main sail from the lee I will steer hard to port I can't go, you can't stay Why don't you sail away
7.
He held a box of picks and shotgun shells With his Beatle books and boots And he smiled, oh how he smiled A wicked little gleam in his eye Can't get it through his head On a page of chicken scratch Written down in blood He smiled and he sighed A wicked little gleam in his eye As for long goodbyes, he hated long goodbyes Don't you know what's going on Don't you know the score Don't you know what's going on Don't you know what it's for Get it through his head
8.
In My Hut 01:33
In a peaceful Polynesian village I found a peaceful way of life Just up the beach from the chief I often head hunt with his wife The folks back home think I've gone nuts They don't understand why I live in a hut Toucan Samantha she like banana The boys in the band are from the Copa Cabana In my hut pretty native girls Feed me love from a coconut
9.
I'm kissing the teacher At the football game Under the bleachers It's all the same 'Cause I'm kissing the teacher
10.
Bullfrog 03:21
From egg to tad to polywog Now's the time to move along It's time to find your own bog Now that you're a full grown frog Isn't it fun to have a long tongue Isn't it fun It's time to move along Don't be so sad You'll fing your home sweet lilypad Isn't it fun to have a long tongue Isn't it fun Jump on bullfrog Isn't it fun to have a long tongue Isn't it fun
11.
If I could I surely wouldn't But I can't so I won't You stay here, drink your beer I'll go there and float (2nd vox) I can offer no explanation for the way they think ????????? and their shit don't stink When you get your first whiff, be sure that you don't blink For just like you and just like me their shit surely stinks
12.
My dad can beat-up your dad He's the best dad there's ever been I know you dad You love me so dad You need to know, I love you When I call hi, he's on the fly He says their house is very near He asks me why I don't stop by Because he don't like dark beer He don't like the stuff I like to drink Our two minds don't alike think Or maybe they do
13.
Lemon 01:55
Lemon shit You smell so sweet You're so alive Drenches my eyes In a pool of fucking dew I listen to the noise I hear Would you dance with me oh lemon dear Suck my life you angel food Grow and glow I think I know You yellow lamb of lacrymose Effervescent dream
14.
It takes a special kind of out there To get the job done So don't get in between when someone wrestles their demons Rub the obscenities to bring good fucks this weekend Extreme situations and more extreme measures One does what one can to propagate pleasures It takes a special kind of out there To get the job done So do what it takes to eat a dinner in bed The good half can still fake while giving sweet head Head for the hills with some big rolls in motion Dog paddle a trade route across a curly-haired ocean Bow down, lay down Get the job done It takes a special kind of out there To get the job done So don't get in between when someone wrestles their demons Rub the obscenities to bring good fucks this weekend Extreme situations and more extreme measures One does what one can to propagate pleasures
15.
They always got Their own way But every dog will have his day Stick with what You know is true 'Cause there's a dog inside of you Foaming at the mouth to mouth Red rover, red rover Come out, come out Red rover, red rover Come over, come out
16.
B.E.A.B.T. 03:29
(instrumental)
17.
Save It for a Rainy Day
18.
(instrumental)
19.
Before you take your leave of me Boil your water, steep your tea Take the essence of the leaves Picked for you from overseas Just remember where they're from 'Cause oolong ain't american Oolong Oolong I will take this asian drink Pour it all down the sink Send it back to where it's from The land across the ocean Oolong Oolong I've yet to meet a greater fiend Packed with any more caffiene Guaranteed to make you spin You must be firm and not give in Temptation can't defeat the strong Against the onslaught of oolong Send it back to where it's from The land across the ocean Oolong Oolong Before you take your leave of me To boil your water, steep your tea Just remember where it's from 'Cause oolong ain't american So you've been waiting all this while To have a cup of instant smile Just remember where it's from 'Cause oolong ain't american Oolong Oolong
20.
He can't talk now he's got things to do The things that he says are usually half true So when he speaks his mind what will you do
21.
Leibowitz 01:41
The breakers beat monotonously at the shores, casting up driftwood An abandoned seaplane floated beyond the breakers After a while the breakers caught the seaplane And threw it on the shore with the driftwood It tilted and fractured a wing Ther were shrimp carousig in the breakers And the whiting that fed on the shrimp And the shark that munched the whiting and found them admirable In the sportive brutality of the sea A wind came across the ocean Sweeping with it a pall of fine white ash The ash fell into the sea and into the breaker The breakers washed dead shrimp ashore with the driftwood Then they wased up the whiting The shark swan out to his deepest waters And brooded in the old clean currents He was very hungry that season He was very hungry that season
22.
On Top Again 01:25
It's been a very long time It's been a very, very long time It's so close I can taste it It is what you make it And I'll make it my own When I'm on top again I'll be a good boy And when I'm on top again I promise I'll be a good boy
23.
Peaking 01:00
(instrumental)
24.
Peachness under the dirtness Under my pretty fingernails Sweet lines squinted by chameleon eyes Ground in the fierce smiles of my past Knee size lifted by freckled tries Of two opinionated thighs Tight hairs on a girl where She's lucky the rest don't think That a girl like her is like a girl should look
25.
It's raining Mike All over the ground It's raining Mike Pieces falling down It's raining Mike He's all over town
26.
Empty-Handed 02:50
It will all soon be over It will all soon go away You won't have to wait much longer Close your eyes, don't be afraid Who'd have thought when I first met you That I'd steal your heart away But since you're pale and cold In your chest there's a hole You won't need it anyway Because you know I can't leave empty-handed I came here for a prize Because you know I can't leave empty-handed Don't be afraid, just close your eyes It will all soon be over It will all soon go away You won't have to wait much longer Close your eyes, don't be afraid Who'd have thought when I first met you That I'd steal your heart away But since you're pale and cold In your chest there's a hole You won't need it anyway Because you know I can't leave empty-handed I came here for a prize That part is your heart and the knife is so sharp Don't be afraid, just close your eyes
27.
To make you pay they'll take you away But I'll see you, yes I'll see you Even when you're away, I'll still need you
28.
Ad Infinitum 03:38
Stars streak by And burn my hairy legs with fusion Multiply, see what clusters will do to you Through space and time Dramamine for a no G-suit drama It's curtains at light speed Ad infinitum Ad infinitum
29.
(instrumental)
30.
A fascination with eruptions Has whittled my time away Some years gone by now Wish I knew what to say Gone away and far away Set in motion with a gesture Every green thumb has gone grey The dimmer prospects flicker out And the bright ones quickly fade Gone away and far away Disconnected, unsteady oration Jerry rigging all the lines Wanting, not wanting Your attention all the time Here I am alone again Just thinking of nothing but you Indecision about division Partitioning what to give And pouching a boomer Is not the way to live Here I am alone again Just thinking of nothing but you Fascination with eruptions For now it's here to stay More years may pass Will I still not know what to say Here I am alone again Just thinking of nothing but you I didn't want to try What you wanted to I just had to cry What else could I do Here I am alone again Just thinking of nothing but you I didn't want to try What you wanted to I just had to cry What else could I do
31.
Full Circle 02:12
I didn't know just what to say So I got drunk and ran away From you, my friend Dneirf ym ,uoy morf Yawa nar dna knurd tog I os Yas ot tahw tsuj wonk t'ndid I

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This is the first ViBRATiONLAND album.

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released January 3, 1997

All songs written by Eric J. Nelson except as indicated.

Performed by ViBRATiONLAND

Recorded on four-track cassette by Eric J. Nelson at Beef StewDO (Hancock Hotel annex) in Madison, WI

Mastered by Randy Green

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